李敖大师讲的一则英语笑话

　　以前经常收看凤凰卫视播放的“李敖有话说”，里面讲的一个英语故事很好笑，我现在把中文翻译过来，和各位同行分享：

　　A young man was making love with his girl-friend on the corner of the road when suddenly a truck coming towards them.The man ignored the truck and went on.The driver stopped the car at once and shouted to the man angrily:"Don't you see I'm coming?" The man answered breathlessly:"Of course,I can see you are coming,but I'm also coming and she is coming,too!So how can I go away without her?"He said while pointing to the girl still lying on the road.

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