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英语小笑话小故事！！！急！！！！
Soldier
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines。
He had finally been granted RR and was on a train bound for London。 The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat。
The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog。
The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans。
You are such a rude class of people。 Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog。
Again he asked, "Please, lady。 May I sit there? I'm very tired。 The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant。
Imagine!" The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat。
The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier。 An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing。
You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand。 You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road。 And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window。
一、有简单的冷笑话吗??
１、某男入厕便秘，忽见一人飞奔而入，顷刻风雨交加。“哥们儿，真羡慕你呀，那么快。”“羡慕啥，没脱裤子呢”
２、某日，一位小姐打电话叫出租车。小姐：“你好！我在某某路口，我要搭计程车。”
司机：“那你穿着什么衣服呢？”小姐：“我穿白色上衣，蓝色裙子。”
司机：“到哪里？”
小姐：“到膝盖。”司机 ：“。。。。。。”
3、妻子心血来潮，站在镜子前仔细端详，发现自己的脸竟是那样难看，不禁放声大哭。坐在一旁观察已久的丈夫说：“你偶尔照一次镜子就那么伤心，那我天天看着你又该怎么办？”
一天，5岁的女儿指着我和妻子的结婚照说。我没有看到你们结婚，我要看你们结婚。我说我们已经结完了。女儿说，好吧，你们再结婚的时候我看。
“嘿嘿……”——没有人在笑
巡警：你为何深夜去开每一家的门锁?
小偷：我拾到了一把钥匙，不知是谁家丢的，所以只好每家去试一试，以便还给主人。
国庆出游，注意防盗！！！！！！
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