万州 “女神医”靠“摸”治病，日治六百余人被拘留，为什么医药领域中的“偏方”、“偏术”会大受欢迎？
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必克医学英语：关于医学英语笑话
必克医学英语：关于医学英语笑话
(Introduction: In a ward of Surgical Department. The patient is suffering from bad pain, and the nurse has prepared for giving the patient an injection to relieve the pain. Then the nurse comes to the patient's and take the first step to give an injection.)
Nurse(Walking to the patient): Hello! Are you Mr Patient？
Patient: Yes.
Nurse(Taking out the syringe): Now I have an injection for you. I would like to give this injection on your buttocks to relieve the pain.
Patient:OK.
Nurse: I'm going to sterilize the skin with tincture. Did it hurt？ (cleaning the skin with an tincture sponge, and giving the injection)
Patient: No. Never felt a thing. Thank you.
Patient: I have so much pain in my wound. I need medicine for pain, nurse.
Nurse: Will you show me the dressing？ (helping the patient to show)The dressing is clean and dry. I gave you a pain killer one hour ago. I t seems to be a little bit early to give you another one now. This medicine has a very strong effect and the doctor has ordered medication for 2 to 3 hours interval. Can you stand it for a while?
Patient: Oh, no. I can't stand it any longer.
Nurse: I see. Then I will call the doctor. Please relax and don't worry.
医学英语学习资料?
一、三则英语XX笑话
三则英语XX笑话
Salesgirl: excuse me sir, you can not smoke here...
Customer: but I bought these cigarettes from your store...
Salesgirl: sir we also sell condoms, but it doesn’t mean you can fuck here.
A guy asks hooker how much?
She says: $50 on bed,$20 on sofa,$10 on grass.
He gave her $50.
She says: you’re a man of class. one time on bed?
Guy said: no! Five times on grass!
A new army captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks. He noticed a female horse.
Captain: what’s that horse for?
Soldier: our men use her if they feel an urge to have sex.
Captain: ah, it is ok.
(One night, the captain feels an urge, so the soldier brought the horse to his tent. the captain fucked the horse. after that, he saw the soldier smiling Outside his tent)
Captain: it’s so hard! How do you do it?
Soldier: we ride on the horse to the next town where the girl are.
Captain: son-of-a-bitch!!!
本文于：趣味英语网。若需请注明：/
二、出让三本英语原版笑话书
最近购买也看完了三本原版笑话书，现希望有偿转让给有兴趣的朋友，三本RMB 60 元，不实行拍买，最早跟贴确认并在两周内寄款的，将收到我挂号寄出的这三本书。品相9成新以上。需要提醒的是A、可能需要较高的英语阅读水平；B、不少是荤段子。
这三本书的介绍可见AMAZON的网页（也可以看到几页书）：
1、New York City Cab Drivers Joke Book:
2、The New York City Bartender’s Joke Book:
3. Still More of the World’s Best Dirty Jokes:(我手上的这本是精装本）
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