有没有简单的英语小故事啊？

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  One fine day in winter some ants were busy drying their store of corn, which had got rather damp during a long spell of rain。

   Presently up came a grasshopper and begged them to spare her a few grains。 “For” she said,” I’m simply starving。 ” the ants stopped work for a moment, though this was against their principles。

   “May we ask,” said they, “what were you doing with yourself all last summer? Why didn’t you collect a store of food for the winter? ” “The fact is,” replied the grasshopper, “I was so busy singing that I hadn’t the time。

  ” “If you spent the summer singing,” replied the ants, “you can’t do better than spend the winter dancing。” and they chucked and went on with their work。

  。From this story we know that it's always right to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow。冬日一个阳光灿烂的日子，一些蚂蚁正忙着弄干它们的粮仓，由于下了很长时间的雨，粮仓里已经非常潮湿了。

  这时来了一只蚱蜢，向他们乞讨一点粮食。“可怜可怜我吧，”她说，“我饿坏了。”蚂蚁们停下了手头的工作，虽然这与他们的原则是相违背的。“我们能问你一下吗？”他们说，“整个夏天你都在做些什么呢？为什么你不为冬天储存一些粮食呢？”“实际上，”蚱蜢回答，“我忙着唱歌，没有时间存储粮食。

  ”“如果你整个夏天都在唱歌，”蚂蚁们回答，“那么，你就在冬天跳舞吧。”他们笑着，又忙开了自己的工作。这个故事告诉我们，有备无患，未雨绸缪总是明智之举。

一、急求 简单的 短的 英语小笑话~

  Otherwise

"William has asked me for a loan of 50 dollars。 Should I be doing right in

　　 lending it to him?"

　　 "Certainly。

　　 "And why?"

　　 "Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me。"

否则

　　 "威廉向我借五英磅。

  我该不该借给他?"

　　 "当然应该。"

　　 "为什么?"

　　 "否则他就要向我借了。"

The poor husband

"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend。

   "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong。

可怜的丈夫

“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。

二、谁有初中一年级英语小故事？？？

  千镜之屋 The House of 1000 Mirrors

Long ago in a small, faraway village, there was a place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors。

   A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit。 When he arrived, he jumped happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house。

   He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it could。 To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his。

   He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles warmly and friendly。 As he left the House, he thought to himself, "This is a wonderful place。

   I will come back and visit it often。"

In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house。

   He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door。 When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him, he barked at them and was terrified to see 1000 little dogs barking back at him。

   As he left, he thought to himself, "That is a horrible place, and I will never go back there again。" All the faces in the world are mirrors。

很久以前的一个很远的小村庄里，有一个以"千镜屋"而著名的地方。一个乐观的小狗听说了这个地方并决定去参观。当来到这个地方，他蹦蹦跳欢恰快的上了台阶，来到房门口，他高高竖起耳朵，欢快地摇着尾巴，从门口往里张望，他惊奇地看到有1000只欢乐的小狗像他一样快的摇尾巴。

  他灿烂地微笑着，回报他的是1000张热情，友好的灿烂笑脸。离开时他心想："这是一个精彩的地主，我一定要经常来参观。"。

三、英语小笑话带翻译

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

Jane:mom,what's the meaning of angel?

Mom:angel is a kind of person who can fly and with wing.

Jane:but miss helen can't fly,but why did dad call her "my angle"?

Mom(with angry):really?oh,I will let her fly at once!

简:妈妈,天使是什么意思?

妈妈:天使是一种有翅膀,会飞的人.

简:但是海伦小姐不会飞,爸爸为什么叫她"我的天使"呢?

妈妈(气愤地):真的?好,我马上就叫她飞!