英语幽默小故事带翻译带问题

  I'm Trying to Stop It

"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it。

“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”

“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”

“I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth 。

“Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

“Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office 。

“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”

“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”

TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract。

   Now，can anyone give me a good example?

John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short。

老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？

约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours。

   then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"

"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady。

   "We have worn them off sitting here so long。"。

教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了？”

“我来试试看，”一位老太太说。

“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”

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一、找英语小故事

  　一只小猫

　　Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top。

　　" What's in your box?" asked the friend。

　　"A cat," answered Mrs Brown。 "You see I\'ve been dreaming about mice at night and I\'m so scared! This cat is to catch them。

　　"But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend。

　　"So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown。

　　布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。

   “盒子里装的是什么　？”朋友问道。 “一只小猫，” 布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。” “可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。 “小猫也是假想的。” 布朗夫人小声说道。

二、谁能提供一篇很短的英语小故事带翻译

  A lion once fell in love with a beautiful girl, so he went to her parents and asked them to marry her to him。

The old parents did not know what to say。

They did not like the idea of giving their daughter to the lion, but they did not want to enrage the king of beasts。

At last the father said, We are glad to marry our daughter to you, but we fear that you might possibly hurt her。

   So if you remove your claws and teeth, we will give her to you。

The lion loved the girl very much, so he trimmed his claws and took out his big teeth。

   When he came to the parents again, they simply laughed in his face, and beat him out of their house。

恋爱中的狮子

●一只狮子爱上了一位美丽的女孩儿,便找到她的父母向她求婚。

●女孩儿的父亲不知道该如何回答,他不忍将女儿许配给野兽,但又害怕激怒这兽中之王。

●于是父亲说:“我们很乐意将女儿嫁给你,但又怕你不小心伤害她,如果你拔去牙齿,剁掉利爪,我们就将女儿嫁给你。”

●狮子非常爱这个女孩儿,于是他修剪了爪子,拔掉了尖牙后又去找女孩的父母。

  可是这时,他们嘲笑他,并把他赶了出去。

寓意: 有些人轻易相信别人的话,抛弃自己的长处,结果轻而易举地被原来害怕他们的人击败了。

三、求适合一年级小朋友讲的英语小故事,带翻译的

  Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow"。 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行"。

   A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents。 "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered。

   "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly。 "Here are two cents more。 But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy。

  " 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了?” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” “她是个卖糖果的。” Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home。

   At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions。 Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen。

   If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk。" "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。

  这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!”。

  Guess Who I Am    　　

I am black and white。　　

I give milk。　　

Guess who I am。　　

It’s me, the cow!　　

I have a red comb。

I lay eggs。　　

Guess who I am。　　

It’s me, the hen!　　

I eat hay。　　

I can run very fast。

Guess who I am。　　

It’s me, the horse!　　

I have a curly tail。　　

I like mud。　　

Guess who I am。

It’s me, the pig!　　

I bury bones。　　

I chase cats。　　

Guess who I am。　　

It’s me, the dog!　　

I give wool。

I say “baa。”　　

Guess who I am。　　

It’s me, the sheep!　　

I have horns。　　

I eat anything。

Guess who I am。　　

It’s me, the billy goat!　　

I feed everyone in the farm。　　

Guess who I am。

It’s me, the farmer!　　

We are all members of this farm family。　　

猜猜我是谁　　

我是黑白色的。

我供给牛奶。　　

猜猜我是谁。　　

是我，奶牛！　　

我有一个红色的鸡冠。　　

我孵蛋。　　

猜猜我是谁。　　

是我，母鸡！　　

我吃干草。

我能跑得非常快。　　

猜猜我是谁。　　

是我，马儿！　　

我有一条卷曲的尾巴。　　

我喜欢泥巴。　　

猜猜我是谁。　　

是我，猪！　　

我埋骨头。

我追逐猫。　　

猜猜我是谁。　　

是我，狗！　　

我供给羊毛。　　

我咩咩叫。　　

猜猜我是谁。　　

是我，绵羊！　　

我有角。

我吃任何东西。　　

猜猜我是谁。　　

是我，雄山羊！　　

我饲养农场里面的每一个（动物）。　　

猜猜我是谁。　　

是我，农夫！　　

我们是农家的所有成员。