求英语笑话,急!!!
regret Little George was crying one day, and his dad asked him why。 “I've l...
2024-03-23
求一篇英语的故事或笑话，30～50词，单词不要太难得
“I'msorry，Madam，butIshallhavetochargeyoutwentydollarsforpullingyourboy'stooth.”
“Twentydollars!Why，Iunderstandyoutosaythatyouchargedonlyfourdollarsforsuchwork!”
“Yes，butthisyoungsteryelledsoterriblythathescaredfourotherpatientsoutoftheoffice.”
“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”
“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”
一、英语笑话或谜语
What kind of boat is like a knife?
A cutter。
Cutter，刀具，也可作“小艇”、“独桅帆船”。
What has an eye, but cannot see?
A needle。
What has a hand but can't scratch itself?
A clock。
What is the most difficult key to turn?
A donkey。
What question can never be ansered by "Yes"?
Are you sleep?
What question is that to which youmust always answer "yes"?
What does y-e-s spell?
At what time left is right?
When right direction is wrong。
Which miss you will not fall in love with?
Misfortune
先抄上几个。
English jokes or riddles
二、找英语笑话？
A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son。 I 'm still paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。
Stan: I won 92 goldfish。
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad。
"Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday。
"Well done。 Who was that?"
"My granny。"
"Good boy。 Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad。"
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours。
Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。
“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？”
“我，老师，”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”
“做得好，是谁呢？”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”
“是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。
然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！。
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