初二英语讲故事比赛的英语故事和朗读录音

  A man was going to the house of some rich person。 As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road。

   He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat。

  " Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust。

He went on and came to a river。 The river had become very big; so he could not go over it。

   He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river。"

He began to go home。

   He had eaten no food that day。 He began to want food。 He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them。

Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time。

【译文】

一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说:“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的东西。

  ”然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。

他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说:“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。”

他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。

不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。

一、急求一个英语初二的笑话!!!amp;#47;.amp;#92;谢谢

  Tom’s Birthday

It was Tom’s birthday,and he was five years old。He got quite a lot of nice birthday presents from his family,and one of them was a beartiful big drum。

“Who gave him thay thing?”answered Tom’s mother。

“Oh,”said his father。

Of course,Tom liked his drum very much。

  He made terrible noise with is,but his mother did not mind。His father was working during the day,and Tom was in bed when he got home in the evening,so he did not hear the noise。

But one of the neighbours did not like noise at all。So one morning a few days later she took a sharp knife and went to Tom’s house while he was hitting his drum。

  She said to him,”Hello,Tom,do you know,there’s something very nice inside your drum。Here is a knitf。Open the frum and let’s find it。

二、求一篇英语笑话，初二水平，词汇不要太难

  A Smugglar

The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry。 When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams。

"What's in here?" he asked。

"Dirt," the driver replied。

"Take them out," the guard instructed。

   "I want to check them。"

Obliging, the man removed the bags, and sure enough, each one of them contained nothing but dirt。

   Reluctantly, the guard let him go。

A week later the man came back, and once again, the sentry looked in the truck。

"What's in the bags this time?" he asked。

"Dirt, more dirt。" said the man。

Not believing him, the guard checked the sacks and, once again, he found nothing but soil。

The same thing happened every week for six months, and it finally became so frustrating to the guard that he quit and became a bartender。

   Then one night, the suspicious-looking fellow happened to stop by for a drink。 Hurrying over to him, the former guard said, "Listen, pal, drinks are on the house tonight if you'll do me a favor: Just tell me what the hell you were smuggling all that time。

Grinning broadly, the man leaned close to the bartender's ear and whispered, "Cars。"。