求 几篇简短有趣的英语故？

  ManyyearsagotwomenweretravelingtogetherTheywerewalkingalongaroadinthewood。Thentheyfoundabeautifulaxontheground。Oneofthempickeditupandsaid,“Lookherehavefoundanax。

  ”“Don'tsayI,butwehavefoundtheax,”saidtheother“Wearefriends。Weoughttoshareitbetweenus。”“No,”saidthefirstone,“Ifoundtheax,soitismine。

  ”Soonaftertheyheardsomeonerunningafterthem。Theylookedback。TheyfoundHecalledout,“Stop,thieves!Stop,thieves!”Thefirsttravelersaid,“Whatshallwedo?Heisrunningafterus。

  Weshallbecaughtbyhim。”“Don'tsaywe,butIshallbecaught。Youfoundtheax,andyousayitisyours,”saidtheother,andlefthimalone。Thefirsttravelertriedtohidetheax,buthedidnotknowwheretohideit。

  Andatlasthewascaughtbytheowneroftheax。

一、征集:简短 简单 的英语笑话

  1。How Old Is She?

A woman was having some trouble with her heart, so she went to see the doctor。He was a new doctor, and did not know her。

   so he first asked some questions, and one of them was , "How old are you?"

"Well," she answered, "I don't remember。

   doctor, but I will try to think。" She thought for a minute and then said, "Yes。 I remember now, doctor! When I married, I was eighteen years old, and my husband was thirty。

   Now my husband is sixty, I know。 And that is twice thirty。 So I am twice eighteen。 That is thirty-six, isn't it?"

2。

  How Did You lose Your Way?

Mrs Brown's old grandfather lived with her and her husband。 Every morning he went for a walk in the park and came home at half past twelve for his lunch。

But one morning a police car stopped outside Mrs Brown's house at twelve o'clock, and two policemen helped Mr Brown to get out。

   One of them said to Mrs Brown, "The poor old gentleman lost his way in the park and telephoned to us for help, so we sent a car to bring him home。

   " Mrs Brown was very surprised, but she thanked the policemen and they left。

"But, Grandfather, " she then said , "you have been to that

park nearly every day for twenty years。

   How did you lose your way there?"

The old man smiled ,closed one eye and said, "I didn't

quite lose my way。

   I just got tired and I didn't want to walk home ! "

3。Small frying-pan

One morning a man was crossing a narrow bridge when he saw a fisherman on the shady bank of the deep, smooth river under him,so he stopped to watch him quietly。

After a few minutes, the fisherman pulled his line in。 There was a big, fat fish at the end of it。

The fisherman took it off the hook and threw it back into the water。

   Then he put his hook and line in again。 After a few more minutes he caught another big fisb。 Again he threw it back into the river。

   Then, the third time, he caught a small fish。 He put it into his basket and started to get ready to go。 The man on the bridge was very surprised, so he spoke to the fisherman。

   He said, "Why did you throw those beautiful, big fish back into the water and keep only that small one?"

The fisherman looked up and answered, "Small frying-pan。

二、有没有一些简短的英语小故事（小学程度的）

  A wolf was almost dead with hunger。 A house-dog saw him, and asked, "Friend, your irregular life will soon ruin you。

"Why don't you work steadily as I do, and get your food regularly?"

"I would have no objection," said the wolf, "if I could only get a place。

  " "I will help you," said the dog。 "Come with me to my master, and you shall share my work。"

So the wolf and the dog went to the town together。

On the way the wolf saw that there was no hair around the dog's neck。

He felt quite surprised, and asked him why it was like that?

"Oh, it is nothing," said the dog。

   "Every night my master puts a collar around my neck and chains me up。 You will soon get used to it。"

"Is that the only reason?" said the wolf。

   "Then good-bye to you, my friend。 I would rather be free。"

一只狼快要饿死了，一只狗看见后问他：“你现在的无规律的生活一定会毁掉你，为什么不像我一样稳定地干活并有规律地获得食物呢?”

狼说：“如果我有个地方住，我没有意见。

  ”狗回答说：“跟我到主人那里去，我们一起工作。”于是狼和狗一起回到了村子。

在路上，狼注意到狗的脖子上有一圈没有毛，他很奇怪地问为什么会那样。

“噢，没有什么，”狗说，“我的主人每天晚上都用一条铁链子拴住我，你很快就会习惯的。

  ”“就是因为这个原因吗?”狼说道，“那么，再见了，我的朋友，我宁愿选择自由。”。