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  兔角牛翼：

兔不生角,牛不长翼,故以“兔角牛翼”喻不合情理之事

兔葵燕麦：

形容景象荒凉

兔起凫举：

喻行动快速

兔起鹘落：

谓兔子刚出窝,鹘立即降落捕捉。

  极言动作敏捷。亦比喻作书画或写文章下笔迅捷

兔起乌沉：

谓月出日落

兔缺乌沈：

犹兔走乌飞

兔丝燕麦：

喻有名无实

兔死狗烹：

兔子死后,猎狗被烹食。

  多比喻统治者杀害功臣。语出《史记·越王勾践世家》：“范蠡遂去,自齐遗大夫种书曰：‘蜚鸟尽,良弓藏；狡兔死,走狗烹。越王为人长颈鸟喙,可与共患难,不可与共乐。子何不去?’”

兔死狐悲：

比喻因同类的灭亡感到悲伤

兔死犬饥：

比喻敌人灭亡后,功臣不受重用

兔头麞脑：

形容人面貌猥琐。

  多形容坏人

兔走乌飞：

谓日月运行,光阴流逝。兔,月中玉兔；乌,日中金乌

白兔赤乌：

月亮和太阳的代称。多借指时间

待兔守株：

比喻墨守成规不知变通或妄想不劳而获,坐享其成

得兔忘蹄：

犹言得鱼忘荃。

  蹄,兔罝。语出《庄子·外物》：“蹄者所以在兔,得兔而忘蹄。”

东兔西乌：

谓月亮东升,太阳西落,表示时光不断流逝。古代神话中说太阳中有三足金乌,月亮中有玉兔,因以乌、兔代指日月

狡兔三窟：

《战国策·齐策四》：“狡兔有三窟,仅得免其死耳；今君有一窟,未得高枕而卧也；请为君复凿二窟。

  ”后以“狡兔三窟”喻藏身处多,便于避祸

龟毛兔角：

龟生毛,兔长角。本指战争的征兆。后比喻不可能存在或有名无实的东西

狐死兔泣：

喻物伤其类

狐兔之悲：

犹狐死兔泣

获兔烹狗：

犹言狡兔死,走狗烹。

  比喻事成后排斥以至杀害有功者

见兔放鹰：。

一、求英语短篇笑话及故事

  The Good News and The Bad News

　　The doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed。 "I have some good news for you and some bad。

   First the bad news -- we amputated the wrong leg。 Now here is the good news -- we've discovered that your other leg doesn't need to be removed after all。

　　好消息和坏消息

　　医生对躺在病床上的一位妇女说：“我给你带来了好消息，也带来了不好的消息。先告诉你一个不好的消息－我们错截了你的那条好腿。现在我再来告诉你一个好消息，我们发现你的另一条腿没必要截除了。”

The Doctor Knows Better

　　A man was hit by a cab in the street。

   He was brought to the hospital。 His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill。

  " "I am afraid that he is dead。” said the doctor,

　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead。 I'm still alive。

  " "Be quiet, "said the wife。”The doctor knows better than you!"

　　　　　　　　　医生懂得多

　　一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害。

  "医生说:"我怕他已经死了。"

　　听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着。"妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多。"

The Picture is Half Good and Half Bad

　　 An artist had painted a child holding a basket of fruit。

   A friend of his, who admired this picture, wishing to show its perfection, said to some persons who were examining it that the fruit appeared so natural that the birds came to peck at it。

   A countryman, who heard these praises, said: "If this fruit is as well represented as you say, it is not so with the child, since he does not frighten the birds。

毁誉掺半的画

　　 一位艺术家画了张画:一个孩子提着一篮水果。他的朋友很欣赏这幅画,他很想告诉别人这画的美妙之处,就对几个正在细看画的人说,画中的水果画得多么逼真,连鸟都会来啄的。

   一个村夫听了这些赞美的话就说:"如果水果画得真像你说的那样好,那么小孩就画得不怎么样了,因为他没有吓住那些鸟。"

How to Get a Seat by the Fire

A gentleman came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire。

He called to the hostler to fetch a peck of oysters, and give them to his horse。

"Will your horse eat oysters?” said the hostler。

"Try him,” said the gentleman。

Immediately the people ran to see this wonder, and the gentleman who alone remained in the room, chose the best seat by the fire and made himself comfortable。

怎样在火炉旁找个座位

在一个严寒的冬日,一位绅士来到了一家小客栈,发现火炉旁没有空位了。于是,他让旅店里的马倌去取些牡蛎来喂他的马。

马倌说:"您的马吃牡蛎吗?"

"你试着喂吧。"绅士答道。

倾刻间,人们都跑去看这一奇观,而绅士却独自呆在屋里,他在炉旁找了个最好的座位,怡然自得起来。

二、有没有英语小故事（短点）？

  He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed。 He hurt himself。

Tommy: That's too bad。 How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won。

他赢了

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？

约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan。

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother。

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan。 "I have his ear in my pocket。

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”

“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents。

   "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered。

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly。

   "Here are two cents more。 But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy。"

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home。

   At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions。 Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen。

   If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk。"

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。

  这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese。

   The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate。

   The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny。 Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy。

好客

由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。

  ”那小男孩说。

英语小笑话

上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "Do you

know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex。

  我整天都在想著

性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的

一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是

A。D。I。D。A。S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟

能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了。

  1。A Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents。 "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered。

  "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly。 "Here are two cents more。 But why are you so interested in the old woman?""She is the one who sells the candy。

  " 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” 好孩子 “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？“她是个卖糖果的。”。