谁给个英语笑话要是初一水平的?

  1。 Virtue

Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member。

   One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency。 I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student。

When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me。

   "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered。 "Perseverance is a virtue。"

美 德

获取研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。

  一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一直没有换过。

最后当电梯门打开时，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑。“你会拿到学位的，亲爱的，”她低声说道:“坚持不懈是一种美德。

2。 Difference

"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles。

   "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon。" But the graduate students just write it down。

区 别

“研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’，本科生们回答说‘下午好’。研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上。”

3。

  Too Long

The travel editor of a newspaper called, saying she was finally using an article I had written several years earlier。

   She wanted to be sure the tour information was still correct。 "I also wanted to make certain," she sheepishly confessed, "that you're still alive。

   Whenever the writer has died, I know I've held a story too long。"

太久

一家报纸的旅行版编辑打开电话，说她终于决定要采用一篇我几年前写的文章。

  她想确定那旅游信息是否还可靠。“我还想确定，”她怯怯地坦白道:“您是否还健在。每次发现作者已经不在人世了，我才知道我将文章压得太久了。”。

一、谁有英语小故事？

   a woman was at the cinema,and she was engoying the film very

much but there was aman in the next seat 。he was looking for s_omsthing。

  the women was angry and said to him in a low voice,"

what are you doing here?what are you looking for?

"a piece of chocolate!"the man said。

  Idropped it on the floor

the woman said,"it was dirty now!take this and be quiet。"

"but my teeth are on the chocolate on the floor。

  我也找到两个故事，难度不是很大，希望能够帮到你。

Peace

Two women on a train were arguing。 At last one of them called the conductor。 She said,"If this window is open, I will catch cold。

  And I'll probably die。"

The other woman said,"But if this window is shut, I will die。I will feel difficult in breathing。

The conductror didn't know what to do。

A man had been listening all the time。 He said he had an idea。

"First open the window。

   That will kill one,"he said。"Next shut it。 That will kill the other。Then we can have peace。"

Pulling a doorbell

An old gentleman was walking slowly along a street one noon when he saw a little boy who was trying to reach a doorbell which was too high for him。

  He was kindhearted old man,so he stopped and said,"I'll ring the bell for you。"And then he pulling the bell so hard that it could be heard all over the house。

The little boy looked up at him and said,"Now we will run away,Come on。"And before the old gentleman knew what was happening, the naughty boy had run round the corner of the street。

望满意，好运！。

买本阅读书就行了

二、.初一水平英语作文

  1。 My Friend（我的朋友）

I have a good friend。 Her name is May。 She is 12 years old。Her telephone number is XXXXXXXX Her birthday is March 5th。

   She is good at English and Chinese。She often plays the piano。 She likes reading books and listening to the music。 Because she think they’re interesting。

   I think she is a nice girl。 We often help each other。 We are good friends。

我有一个好朋友。她的名字叫梅。她12岁。她的电话号码是XXXXXXXX。

  她的生日是XX月XX日。她擅长英语和汉语。她经常弹钢琴。她喜欢看书和听音乐。因为她认为这些是有趣的。她是一个好女孩。我们经常互相帮助。我们是好朋友。

2。假设这是TOM的房间，请你用80词左右介绍他的房间。

Look! This is Tom’s room。

   His photos are on the wall。 His T-shirt is on the bed。 His baseball bat is behind the dresser。 The keys are in the drawer。

   The computer is on the desk。 Where is Tom’s baseball? Oh, It’s under the bed。 What is on the floor? They are Tom’s shoes, socks and computer games。

   What do you think of Tom’s room?

瞧！这是汤姆的房间。他的照片挂在墙上。他的T恤在床上。他的棒球棒在梳妆台后面。钥匙在抽屉里。计算机在书桌上。汤姆的棒球在哪里？哦，在床底下。地板上是什么？它们是汤姆的鞋子，袜子和电脑游戏。

  你觉得汤姆的房间怎么样？

3。写一篇文章介绍你的朋友JIM所拥有的体育器材和他喜欢的体育运动。

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Jim has a great sports collection。 He has 10 basketballs, 4 footballs,2 ping-pong balls, 15volleyballs and 9 baseballs。

   He doesn’t have a ping-pong bat, but he has 8 tennis rackets。 Of all the sports, He likes tennis best。 He likes sports very much, because he thinks sports are good for health。

   He often plays tennis and basketball with his friends after school。

吉姆拥有一个大的体育用品收藏。他有10个篮球，4个足球，2乒乓球，15个排球和9个棒球。

  他没有一个乒乓球球拍，但他有8个网球拍。在所有的运动中，他最喜欢打网球。他很喜欢运动，因为他认为运动是对健康有益的。他经常在放学后和他的朋友们打网球和篮球。

4。自我介绍

My name is Wang Ming。

  My birthday is June 5th。 I am Chinese。 I am a student。I study very hard。My favorite subject is English。 I like it because it is interesting。

   I can play the piano and the trumpet, but not very well。 I love swimming and I am good at it。Of all kinds of movies, I like comedies best。

   I think they're interesting。 I’m one of the best students in my class。 My teachers all say I am a good student。They all like me and I like them, too。

我的名字是王明。我的生日是6月5日。我是中国人。我是一个学生。我学习很努力。我的最喜欢的科目是英语。我喜欢它，因为它很有趣。我可以弹钢琴和吹喇叭，但不是很好。我喜欢游泳并且我很擅长。在所有种类的电影中，我最喜欢喜剧片。我想他们很有趣。

  我是我班上最好的学生之一。我的老师都说我是一个很好的学生。他们都喜欢我，我也喜欢他们。

5。 My English Teacher（我的英语老师）

Miss Wang is my English teacher。

   She looks very young。She's about thirty years old。She's funny 。 But she is strict with us。 She wants us to study hard, Her lessons are interesting。

   We are very happy in her class and we all like her lessons。 She is a good teacher, and we all like her。

王老师是我的英语老师。

  她看起来很年轻，不过，她严格要求我们。她要我们努力学习，她的课很有意思。

如果你有文本，可以直接百度翻译

我的暑假(my summer holidays) I like the summer holidy so much。

  I look forward to summer holiday every year。Last summer,I went to Shen zhen for my holiday,which is also a city of seashore like Haikou。

  I enjoyed having a walk along the beach after supper or having a swim in the afternoon。The sky is blue,the air is fersh。Wherever you go,You can always see the green trees,the neat grasses the colourful flowers。

  They were really wonderful。Shen Zhen has a lot of tall buildings。And it is a modern city。I am planning to spend my summer holiday on sports this year。

  Playing basketball is always my favourite,so some of my classmates。I will form a small team play basketball together。Sometimes we may have a match against some other teams。

  I do enjoy the sense when we win the game。If you ask me what my favourite summer holiday will be like,traveling aound the answer。

  I hope that one day I could meet different people vist different places of interest。I wish I could have two long holidays in a year,what about you?

比较简单的。